Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
50% drunk capacity currently
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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