Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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