The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Who died my cat blue again?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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