Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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