I cut my penus on the lid.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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