Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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