I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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