Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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