a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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