im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
These tits shall not be calmed
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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