I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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