Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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