I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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