so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Randomize
