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(760): View more from California

Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol

(1-204): View more from Manitoba

you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on

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(602): View more from Arizona

I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.

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(623): View more from Arizona

highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...

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(216): View more from Ohio

Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know

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(315): View more from New York

Hello wreck, this is your train calling.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety

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(647): View more from Ontario

My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.

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(206): View more from Washington

The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.

(1-206): View more from Washington

Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?

(206): View more from Washington

...You'll thank me later.

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