Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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