I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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