That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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