Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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