i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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