I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Randomize
