She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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