Betty ford says i'm here all night
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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