This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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