we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
