she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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