it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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