Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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