i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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