the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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