laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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