their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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