So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Randomize
