Non-Jews are for practice
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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