Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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