The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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