I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
so let's talk penis.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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