brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
ugly people sure do ruin things
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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