We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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