i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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