Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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