We won't sleep together?
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Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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