I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
