and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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