I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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