try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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