Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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