Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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