the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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