I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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