He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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