he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he shaved USA in his pubs
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Randomize
