it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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