Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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