whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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