So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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