my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Randomize
