Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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